Appropriate wedding shower gift?

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User avatar 1.DocZaius » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:05 pm

So a lesbian in my office is getting married to her long-time partner soon. My office is throwing a surprise wedding shower tomorrow.

What's an appropriate gift? They're in their fifties and have been living together for many years, so they probably don't need any of your usual "just married" type of gifts. I don't think they have a registry. I can always fall back on cash or a gift card I guess.
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User avatar 2.99inNC » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:09 pm

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3.Juggs » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:11 pm

Dildos?
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4.evs » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:15 pm

nice bottle of wine if they drink, that sort of thing.
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User avatar 5.99inNC » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:21 pm

nice bottle of wine if they drink, that sort of thing.
That has become our go-to gift for nearly EVERY gift-giving occasion for acquaintances or family I'm not super close to. :lol:
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6.evs » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:23 pm

nice bottle of wine if they drink, that sort of thing.
That has become our go-to gift for nearly EVERY gift-giving occasion for acquaintances or family I'm not super close to. :lol:
yeah as long as they drink they can always use it, or regift it if it's not something they drink. If people are set up and have everything they need, food or drink is the best
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User avatar 7.DocZaius » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:36 pm

Dildos?
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User avatar 8.DocZaius » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:37 pm

Not sure if they drink, but I'll see what I can come up with.
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9.Rampart » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:39 pm

Dildos?
50 y/o lesbians, if they don't have them already they never will
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10.RIP » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:00 pm

Dildos?
50 y/o lesbians, if they don't have them already they never will
One can never have too many.
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11.Flight of the Gator » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:06 pm

Clam Chowder
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12.RIP » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:10 pm

Clam Chowder
a beaver pelt, some scissors, and a snorkel set that's engraved with "muff diver" :rofl:
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13.RIP » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:10 pm

god that rofl smilie sucks.
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User avatar 14.Jabberdave » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:11 pm

Gift cards for tongue piercings.
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15.Rampart » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:16 pm

Dildos?
50 y/o lesbians, if they don't have them already they never will
One can never have too many.
You should make doc an e card to send them
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16.RIP » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:19 pm



50 y/o lesbians, if they don't have them already they never will
One can never have too many.
You should make doc an e card to send them
there's a 50% chance they'll die. Doc, do you like these people?
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User avatar 17.Jabberdave » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:22 pm

It would probably kill Doc, too.
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18.GFY » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:23 pm

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User avatar 19.DocZaius » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:02 pm


One can never have too many.
You should make doc an e card to send them
there's a 50% chance they'll die. Doc, do you like these people?
Eh, they're ok I guess.
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User avatar 20.Irish Mike » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:23 pm

Clam Chowder
a beaver pelt, some scissors, and a snorkel set that's engraved with "muff diver" :rofl:
you forgot taco tray. :rofl:
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User avatar 21.Irish Mike » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:24 pm

Wtf happened to the rofl smilie?

Fn blue...
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User avatar 22.DocZaius » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:17 pm

Wtf happened to the rofl smilie?

Fn blue...
I thought you were in charge of smilies.
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User avatar 23.Irish Mike » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:55 pm

Wtf happened to the rofl smilie?

Fn blue...
I thought you were in charge of smilies.
I installed them, but didn't change anything else.
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User avatar 24.Irish Mike » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:59 pm

I'll reupload the smilies and see if they overwrite this garbage
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User avatar 25.Irish Mike » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:18 pm

I give up. That goofy ass rofl smilie isn't even in the smilie folder on the server. no clue where it is coming from.
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