Gender reveal parties

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User avatar 1.DocZaius » Mon Feb 08, 2021 11:41 pm

Dumb as shit, to be sure, but you don’t usually expect them to kill someone.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... lodes.html
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User avatar 2.Jabbroni » Tue Feb 09, 2021 12:31 am

That could be the reveal. The sex of the person killed is the sex of the baby.
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User avatar 3.RIP » Tue Feb 09, 2021 12:58 am

Darwin wins again. Wildfires and death by cannons. Can't wait to see what these idiots fuck up next. "My fucktrophy is pink!" *sets off black hole*
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4.9508 » Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:30 pm

Wouldn’t the color appear black then?

I mean briefly as we all get spaghettified
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User avatar 5.99inNC » Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:42 pm

That could be the reveal. The sex of the person killed is the sex of the baby.
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6.Juggs » Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:04 pm

I unfriended a few people on FB years ago because of their gender reveal parties. Your 2nd and 3rd kids? Jesus fuck people. The first one is lame enough, but after your first, let's just stfu and mvoe on
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7.rampart » Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:22 pm

I keep thinking these are about transgender reveals. You never know these days.
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User avatar 8.DocZaius » Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:52 pm

I keep thinking these are about transgender reveals. You never know these days.
How do these parents know the baby's gender before it's old enough to tell them?
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9.rampart » Tue Feb 09, 2021 4:15 pm

I keep thinking these are about transgender reveals. You never know these days.
How do these parents know the baby's gender before it's old enough to tell them?
Just one more reason to boycott these inane gatherings
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10.evil gator » Tue Feb 09, 2021 4:19 pm

I keep thinking these are about transgender reveals. You never know these days.
How do these parents know the baby's gender before it's old enough to tell them?
Great point
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User avatar 11.99inNC » Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:27 pm

This is the best gender reveal party I've ever seen.

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12.shutout » Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:52 pm

My friend just had one and someone made a joke about waiting for the father reveal party.

Yikes. :D
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13.52:20 » Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:02 pm

:lol:
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User avatar 14.99inNC » Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:20 pm

My friend just had one and someone made a joke about waiting for the father reveal party.

Yikes. :D
Could've had a very fun Maury Povich party game at that piece.
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15.rampart » Tue Feb 09, 2021 8:10 pm

My friend just had one and someone made a joke about waiting for the father reveal party.

Yikes. :D
:lol:
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User avatar 16.DocZaius » Mon Feb 15, 2021 3:06 pm

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17.gatorbreeze » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:39 pm

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User avatar 18.RIP » Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:00 pm

Another dumb fuck dies

A New York man was killed and his brother injured when a gender reveal device they were building exploded. - https://abc7news.com/father-to-be-kille ... /10361818/
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User avatar 20.RIP » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:10 pm

I hate these things so much.
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User avatar 21.Irish Mike » Sat Apr 03, 2021 9:04 pm

:lol:

2 of my nieces, sisters, are both pregnant and had a combo gender reveal party today. I wasnt there because i was putting an alternator in my daughter's POS car.

They had a simple string pulled colored powder poof reveal.

Why do people need cannons and planes amd shit.?
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User avatar 22.Panamag8or » Sat Apr 03, 2021 9:14 pm

Nobody's buying that bullshit alternator story, dude.
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User avatar 23.Irish Mike » Sat Apr 03, 2021 9:42 pm

Nobody's buying that bullshit alternator story, dude.
I got the skinned knuckles to prove it. :lol:
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User avatar 24.Panamag8or » Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:25 am

Nobody's buying that bullshit alternator story, dude.
I got the skinned knuckles to prove it. :lol:
Skinned knuckles from building a powder poof.
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User avatar 25.DocZaius » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:08 pm

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