Porky's

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1.Juggs » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:59 am

On Amazon Prime. I can't believe they'd put this up :lol:
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2.PG. » Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:11 am

Have not seen that in ages. All I seem to remember is the penis identification scene which I wonder if it would crack me up now like it did when I first saw it.
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User avatar 3.Irish Mike » Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:50 am

Aw. Man. Now I gotta watch it.
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4.PG. » Sun Nov 22, 2020 2:42 am

Oh yeah...and the pe instructor that can't stay quiet during gym sex.
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User avatar 5.Irish Mike » Sun Nov 22, 2020 2:52 am

Oh yeah...and the pe instructor that can't stay quiet during gym sex.
Lassie.

Kim Catralls best role
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6.PG. » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:08 am

Oh yeah...lassie. Still makes me laugh. Really kind of a classic of sophomoric humor like Blazing Saddles.
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7.gatorbreeze » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:17 pm

Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.

Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That

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Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.

Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?

Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.

Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
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Remember when you were young, broke and pissed off at the world? Well, you're older now.

8.evil gator » Mon Nov 23, 2020 4:52 pm

I was always embarrassed that my mom loved it and laughed when it was mentioned esp the penis scene.
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