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601.Juggs » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:46 pm

Had to go home and change clothes. Had a not even soft boiled egg explode all over me
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User avatar 602.ufgators68 » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:23 pm

Been watching the price drop on some crossbows, at WalMart, and was going to buy them today and flip them on Facebook market place. Fuckers dropped to $59(76% off) overnight and sold out. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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603.Juggs » Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:33 pm

Tile showers are the worst. There is no chore I loathe more than cleaning the grout of a large shower with 1 inch sq tiles on the floor. I'm high as fuck from the damn bleach in the cleaner.
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604.HG 2.0 » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:41 pm

Tile showers are the worst. There is no chore I loathe more than cleaning the grout of a large shower with 1 inch sq tiles on the floor. I'm high as fuck from the damn bleach in the cleaner.
I was thinking about just using stained concrete for our shower floor...use a xypex additive for waterproofing and be done w it. Then large 24x48 tiles on the walls....
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User avatar 605.evs' Boytoy » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:48 pm

Holy hell. I don't know what my granddaughter ate earlier today, but she is shitting some light brown mush that smells worse than death. I'd feel really bad for a few minutes if I puked on her while changing her diaper.
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User avatar 606.ufgators68 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:24 pm

Ladies... if you wear a see through shirt and no bra, don't act surprised when men stare at your tits. Thank Jobu for mirrored sunglasses.
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607.evil gator » Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:57 pm

Guys, please stop standing to pee on airplanes. There is going to be turbulence and the rest of us don't appreciate going into a tiny bathroom with your piss all over.
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608.9508 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:39 pm

So ironic coming from a noted pee flinger.
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609.evil gator » Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:43 pm

So ironic coming from a noted pee flinger.
ha, that was on a specific and DESERVING PERSON (ie a coach's wife) vs. everyone, including children
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610.9508 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:44 pm

So ironic coming from a noted pee flinger.
ha, that was on a specific and DESERVING PERSON (ie a coach's wife) vs. everyone, including children
Fair point.
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611.Fishon » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:09 pm

Guys, please stop standing to pee on airplanes. There is going to be turbulence and the rest of us don't appreciate going into a tiny bathroom with your piss all over.
if i wanted to be a squisser, I would've quit TGB and become a Rich Rod acolyte
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User avatar 612.ufgators68 » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:58 am

Was a retarded mid-day. Did a little shopping and on the way home, some chick flipped us off. I found it hilarious and pointed at her while laughing like a retard. She dropped the finger quickly. :lol:

After we got home, I went to feed the bulls and one of those fuckers charged me. Jokes on him... punched that bitch in the nose and stared him down. He backed off and turned his back to me. M’fer must have found out he is on the chopping block in a couple of months.

Other than that, perfect Saturday.
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613.Juggs » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:25 pm

Paid for a 6 finger meal and zaxbys and got a 4.

A solid 50% of the time fast food fucks up. And these cunts want a higher min wage? Fuck those losers.
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User avatar 614.Irish Mike » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:26 pm

You know what Leo Goetz says...
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615.Tommy » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:58 pm

Flying is so damn shitty these days, much worse than i remember from years ago, every flight is packed
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User avatar 616.Panamag8or » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:33 pm

Going back and forth to the smoker and the lovebugs are swarming like I've never seen. They're not on the roads, but there are clouds of them in our yard.
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User avatar 617.evs' Boytoy » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:55 pm

Bunch of those f'ers around my house, too. I inhaled one this morning.
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618.Juggs » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:35 pm

You know what Leo Goetz says...
:lol:
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619.Juggs » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:35 pm

I've seen like.....4 or 5 this weekend.
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620.9508 » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:46 pm

Person down the street from me has about twenty bee hives. Around sunset each day the bees swarm together and head back to the hives. I was working on my fence a week ago and looked up to about... 10,000 bees... swarming a few feet above me.

After I realized I wasn’t about to be a pin cushion it was kind of cool to watch.
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621.52:20 » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:01 pm

Going back and forth to the smoker and the lovebugs are swarming like I've never seen. They're not on the roads, but there are clouds of them in our yard.
Drove to Rodman on Friday and my windshield is pretty covered.
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User avatar 622.evs' Boytoy » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:41 pm

On baby duty and Jr refuses to let me use the general purpose scrub brush to wash her. Fuck this.
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User avatar 623.Irish Mike » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:50 pm

Magic Eraser
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624.Juggs » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:54 pm

I feel like I want to get stoned for an AA meeting :oops:
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625.9508 » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:16 pm

Doubt you’d be the first.
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