wtf why would anyone own a bird that can kill you.
This. It's like when I read about people who get mauled by their "pet" tiger or get bitten by their deadly venomous "pet" snake.
That's not tragic. That's natural selection.
hahaha I can sort of get having a tiger or something to intimidate people and they're pretty but that bird "hey that bird I have can kill you" "sure, whatever"
If you're one of these people who runs a rescue place and it happens, yeah, that sucks. But if you're just dumb shit who decided to illegally obtain a deadly animal and they kill you, hey, that's how it works.
I feel like that blessed animal is the pool guy at the large swimming pool of life and is armed with idiot-killing bleach.