Who's at my house accepting deliveries?

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User avatar 1.Cus » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:02 pm

Delivered today
Your package was delivered. It was handed directly to a resident.
Um, there's nobody there but the dog.
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2.9508 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:21 pm

Jook’s Mom?
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3.PG. » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:22 pm

The dog is a resident.
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User avatar 4.GFY » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:27 pm

My son was expecting a package. He was home. Saw it was out for delivery and then it was delivered. Walked outside and his package is on the step of the house that no one lives at across the street. FedEx driver has to be Denver.
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“Let us work together to build a culture that cherishes innocent life. And let us reaffirm a fundamental truth – all children – born and unborn – are made in the holy image of God.” - Pres Donald Trump

User avatar 5.panamag8or » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:35 pm

Marion Barry.
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User avatar 6.Cus » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:06 pm

The dog is a resident.
Not having opposable thumbs makes opening the doorknob difficult.
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7.9508 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:20 pm

I’ll be curious to hear if said package is actually at your residence.
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8.evil gator » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:33 pm

I’ll be curious to hear if said package is actually at your residence.
or if RIP stole his hard-earned dildos and butt plugs
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User avatar 9.RIP » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:43 pm

I’ll be curious to hear if said package is actually at your residence.
or if RIP stole his hard-earned dildos and butt plugs
TGB Dildo Bandit!
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10.evil gator » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:47 pm

you will take mine out of my cold dead orifices
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User avatar 11.Cus » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:48 pm

you will take mine out of my cold dead orifices
Dammit! Guy in the next office wants to know what the joke was.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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User avatar 12.Cus » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:50 pm

I’ll be curious to hear if said package is actually at your residence.
Occasionally they deliver packages for the address across the parking lot (same apt. #, different building #) to me by accident so I hope they either keyed it in wrong or delivered mine over there.
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13.9508 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:51 pm

you will take mine out of my cold dead orifices
Dammit! Guy in the next office wants to know what the joke was.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ev’s cold dead orifices are no joke pal.
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14.evil gator » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:54 pm

you will take mine out of my cold dead orifices
Dammit! Guy in the next office wants to know what the joke was.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ev’s cold dead orifices are no joke pal.
you better believe it bub
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User avatar 15.RIP » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:38 pm

you will take mine out of my cold dead orifices
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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User avatar 16.99inNC » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:33 pm

well done, evil gator
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User avatar 17.Cus » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:52 pm

The package was on the doorstep like it should have been. Somebody keyed it wrong.
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User avatar 18.Cus » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:53 pm

Jook’s Mom?
Oh, and this did not get the credit it richly deserves.
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19.gatorbreeze » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:11 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Classic TGB thread!
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User avatar 20.GFY » Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:11 am

The package was on the doorstep like it should have been. Somebody keyed it wrong.
Nay. They left it and keyed that in. Prolly did not want to come back on Monday.
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“Let us work together to build a culture that cherishes innocent life. And let us reaffirm a fundamental truth – all children – born and unborn – are made in the holy image of God.” - Pres Donald Trump
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