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User avatar 1226.evs' Boytoy » Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:33 pm

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1227.lil numby » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:01 pm



Tell your kid to suck it up!

Jr pulled the same shit during his first game. UT when Lawrence Wright and Joey Kent melded. It was uncomfortable to say the least. I think Jr was three.
Kind of a young age to be exposing a child to such violence.
Not as bad as me exposing my daughter to McElwain coached Gator football.
let's be honest, the horrors she may encounter in public pale in comparison to what she witnesses on a daily basis in her own home.
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1228.lil numby » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:48 pm

What were your personal highlights?

I’m going to give a shout-out to Florida and West Virginia. The Ole Miss game at Florida was one of the coolest environments I’ve ever been in. I love the University of Florida and never wanted to leave. That was an unbelievable environment. West Virginia’s fan base and game day atmosphere is unbelievable. ... Texas was a fun game. That was there. Texas Tech two years ago at West Virginia was really fun getting a comeback win on homecoming.
seriously, just fn lie and tell someone they're guaranteed a starting job in a year.


https://www.tampabay.com/sports/bucs/20 ... ill-grier/
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1229.evil gator » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:52 pm

overcome adversity, ffs, why is doping the same as a relative dying
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1230.GFY » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:42 pm

Hey, we are stacked at WR and RB. Did not know.

https://247sports.com/college/florida/L ... 31215049_2

I think that Kyle Pitts can be a star.
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User avatar 1231.RIP » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:34 pm



Malik Langham enters transfer portal. That sucks.
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1232.52:20 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:58 pm

The transfer portal is good for these kids, but damn I’d hate to be a coach. They are going to have to keep recruiting these kids till they graduate.
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User avatar 1233.Cus » Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:38 pm



Malik Langham enters transfer portal. That sucks.
Per the writers at 247 he's been pretty unimpressive. Was getting shoved around by the true freshmen OL.
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1234.GFY » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:09 pm

Jonathan Greenard will be a nice transfer pick up.
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User avatar 1235.DocZaius » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:59 am

https://fanbuzz.com/college-football/se ... pizza-tip/
The South Carolina Gamecocks football team hasn’t had the best of luck since head coach Will Muschamp took over after Steve Spurrier’s resignation midway through the 2015 college football season. Over the last three years, the Gamecocks are just 12-12 in Southeastern Conference games and have yet to finish a year ranked in the AP Top 25.

With all those struggles, it makes sense they’d do everything they can to boost morale, right? Well, that included ordering a bunch of Papa John’s pizza for the team after their annual Black and Red Spring Game on Saturday afternoon. It took two pizza delivery drivers to drop off all the cheesy goodness, but the tip they received would make anyone who’s worked in food service before rip their hair out, sprinkle it on all the pizzas, flip them upside down, and never deliver pizzas again.

The football team placed a pizza order worth $1,788, plus $178.80 in taxes, to end up with a mind-bending total of $1,966.80. Let’s just say South Carolina strictly ordered extra large cheese pizzas at $17 a pop. That’s about 105 pizzas.

What kind of tip did two drivers dropping off 100 or so pizzas get? How about a whopping five bucks.


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Rachel Gossett Vane, whose daughter was one of the drivers, posted this photograph of the Papa John’s receipt to her Facebook account.

“The USC coaches ordered pizza for the players after the Black vs Red today. $1966.00 order, 2 drivers to deliver, their tip $5.00 for the drivers to split,” the post read. “My daughter was one of the drivers, also a USC student paying her way through school!”

For those counting at home, that comes out to a 0.25 percent tip.

TheBigSpur of 247Sports confirmed that the receipt is in fact real, but South Carolina Athletic Director Ray Tanner cleared the air to reassure everyone that the whole thing was a “misunderstanding.”





Apparently, a member of South Carolina’s nutrition staff had signed for the food and didn’t know what to give the drivers, so they somehow landed on five bucks like a cheapskate. The situation was resolved, and it seems like the drivers were compensated the right way.

Vane’s Facebook post was later taken down.

Let this be a lesson: if you’re signing off on an order of $2,000 worth of pizza, hopefully you’d realize that a less than one percent tip actually isn’t enough, and you’re definitely going to be called out for it in the process.
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User avatar 1236.Cus » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:17 am

Apparently, a member of South Carolina’s nutrition staff had signed for the food and didn’t know what to give the drivers, so they somehow landed on five bucks like a cheapskate. The situation was resolved, and it seems like the drivers were compensated the right way.
F'n millenials.
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1237.52:20 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:53 am

Somebody has got to ask, was the person tipping a black person? If so, they thought they were being extra generous.
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User avatar 1238.Cus » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:15 pm

Somebody has got to ask, was the person tipping a black person? If so, they thought they were being extra generous.
Why does "someone have to ask"?
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1239.52:20 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:35 pm

Somebody has got to ask, was the person tipping a black person? If so, they thought they were being extra generous.
Why does "someone have to ask"?
Oh, you are sure it's a black person??? Racist!!!!
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1240.evil gator » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:54 pm

yeah I don't think of not tipping as a racial thing. It generally depends on 1) if the person has ever worked service 2) their general sophistication level. and 3) if they are just a stingy dick

some people just don't know any better. Other than restaurants, there wasn't anyone to tip in my hometown.
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1241.52:20 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:04 pm

yeah I don't think of not tipping as a racial thing. It generally depends on 1) if the person has ever worked service 2) their general sophistication level. and 3) if they are just a stingy dick

some people just don't know any better. Other than restaurants, there wasn't anyone to tip in my hometown.
I was a server in college, even my black coworkers commented on the racial divide in tipping.
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User avatar 1242.ufgators68 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:06 pm

yeah I don't think of not tipping as a racial thing. It generally depends on 1) if the person has ever worked service 2) their general sophistication level. and 3) if they are just a stingy dick

some people just don't know any better. Other than restaurants, there wasn't anyone to tip in my hometown.
I was a server in college, even my black coworkers commented on the racial divide in tipping.
I tip according to service quality, don't care what color you are.
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User avatar 1243.DocZaius » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:14 pm

There's definitely a stereotype about blacks being bad tippers, but that's not the first thing I thought of when I read that story.
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1244.Supes44444 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:25 pm

First thing I think of....Muschamp being a shit coach that should have made sure it was done properly the first time.
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1245.Supes44444 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:26 pm

As for horrible tipping, can we say Canadians? eh?
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1246.evil gator » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:36 pm

yeah I don't think of not tipping as a racial thing. It generally depends on 1) if the person has ever worked service 2) their general sophistication level. and 3) if they are just a stingy dick

some people just don't know any better. Other than restaurants, there wasn't anyone to tip in my hometown.
I was a server in college, even my black coworkers commented on the racial divide in tipping.
oh sure
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1247.evil gator » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:37 pm

the black prostitute that frequented the bar I worked at in college was the best tipper of all the customers.
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1248.52:20 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:38 pm

We didn't have many black prostitutes coming into the Mandarin Outback
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1249.evil gator » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:42 pm

I had to be told she was a hooker, I just thought she liked schlumpy white guys
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1250.gatorbreeze » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:09 pm

There's definitely a stereotype about blacks being bad tippers, but that's not the first thing I thought of when I read that story.
My daughter worked as a server and bartender in NOLA for a couple of years and she said they are the worst. Especially during essence fest.
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