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User avatar 1.Cus » Wed May 16, 2018 12:28 pm

A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job.
54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.

Dozens of trucks filled with manure showed up in front of the house around 6:00 this morning and began dumping their smelly cargo over the property’s lawn.

George Fitzgerald, Mr. Morris’ former employer, was awakened by the sound of the vehicles on his property and rapidly called the police.

Unfortunately, it took the police more than 15 minutes to arrive on the site, and more than 10,000 tons of manure had already been dumped in the meantime.

Brian Morris was standing right across the street and laughing when the police arrived, and he rapidly came over to confess his responsibility and explain his motivations.

Lieutenant Frank Meyers, a spokesman of the Clarendon Hills Police Department, met the press a few hours later to explain the motivations behind this strange crime.

“The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit. He says he had to endure his mistreatment because he needed the money, but that now that he won $125 million it was time for revenge.”
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User avatar 2.DocZaius » Wed May 16, 2018 12:31 pm

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3.Juggs » Wed May 16, 2018 12:31 pm

Totally worth it :lol:
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4.rampart » Wed May 16, 2018 12:32 pm

:lol: probably worth it
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User avatar 5.panamag8or » Wed May 16, 2018 12:39 pm

The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit.
I highly doubt a PIO said this on the record.

eta: the story is fake and cus is a goober for posting it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lotte ... rmer-boss/
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6.Juggs » Wed May 16, 2018 12:40 pm

The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit.
I highly doubt a PIO said this on the record.
With 125 million, I'd say anything on record :lol:
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User avatar 7.Cus » Wed May 16, 2018 12:46 pm

The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit.
I highly doubt a PIO said this on the record.

eta: the story is fake and cus is a goober for posting it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lotte ... rmer-boss/
You just gotta be a killjoy don't you? Unclinch your ass and have a little fun.
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User avatar 8.panamag8or » Wed May 16, 2018 12:47 pm

The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit.
I highly doubt a PIO said this on the record.

eta: the story is fake and cus is a goober for posting it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lotte ... rmer-boss/
You just gotta be a killjoy don't you? Unclinch your ass and have a little fun.
:nope:
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User avatar 9.evs' Boytoy » Wed May 16, 2018 12:47 pm

The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit.
I highly doubt a PIO said this on the record.

eta: the story is fake and cus is a goober for posting it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lotte ... rmer-boss/
Unclinch your ass and have a little fun.
:shock:
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10.Supes44444 » Wed May 16, 2018 1:10 pm

The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit.
I highly doubt a PIO said this on the record.

eta: the story is fake and cus is a goober for posting it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lotte ... rmer-boss/
You just gotta be a killjoy don't you? Unclinch your ass and have a little fun.
I don't think he swings that way Cus. You would have better luck with Reb.
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User avatar 11.panamag8or » Wed May 16, 2018 1:24 pm



I highly doubt a PIO said this on the record.

eta: the story is fake and cus is a goober for posting it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lotte ... rmer-boss/
You just gotta be a killjoy don't you? Unclinch your ass and have a little fun.
I don't think he swings that way Cus. You would have better luck with Reb.
Jook seems a little slutty right now, too... just sayin.
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12.Supes44444 » Wed May 16, 2018 1:35 pm



You just gotta be a killjoy don't you? Unclinch your ass and have a little fun.
I don't think he swings that way Cus. You would have better luck with Reb.
Jook seems a little slutty right now, too... just sayin.
true. Jook, I think Cus may PM you asking a/s/l
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13.gatorbreeze » Wed May 16, 2018 4:11 pm

:lol: :lol:
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