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User avatar 51.evs' Boytoy » Wed May 16, 2018 12:07 am

My work here is done. Mwahahahaha!
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52.JookJoint » Wed May 16, 2018 11:14 am

why Jabs?...why?
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User avatar 53.ufgators68 » Wed May 16, 2018 11:31 am

why Jabs?...why?
Misery loves company?
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54.shutout » Thu May 17, 2018 2:12 am

"somehow....."

I'm guessing it's her plumbing.
At jook's age, he's got all kinds of septic issues!

Who doesn't want a woman who knows how to snake a drain?!

That chick's kinkier than the path of my poop through the toilet!

Uhhh.. etc. Be here all week. Waitresses.
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User avatar 55.ufgators68 » Thu May 17, 2018 2:21 am

Stop. Just stop.
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56.shutout » Thu May 17, 2018 2:23 am

Stop. Just stop.
Don't heckle me, dick.
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57.JookJoint » Thu May 17, 2018 2:18 pm

the selfies have increased...and now they have hearts on them...
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58.Tommy » Thu May 17, 2018 2:24 pm

From Blue?
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User avatar 59.ufgators68 » Thu May 17, 2018 2:24 pm

the selfies have increased...and now they have hearts on them...
You're so fucked.
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60.Supes44444 » Thu May 17, 2018 2:45 pm

the selfies have increased...and now they have hearts on them...
that's ok at this point. At least you know you can shag her for a while.
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61.9508 » Thu May 17, 2018 2:49 pm

the selfies have increased...and now they have hearts on them...
that's ok at this point. At least you know you can shag her for a while.
If the Duck lips start... you found a keeper! /supes
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User avatar 62.evs' Boytoy » Thu May 17, 2018 2:56 pm

the selfies have increased...and now they have hearts on them...
that's ok at this point. At least you know you can shag her for a while.
If the Duck lips start... you found a keeper! /supes
:lol:
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63.Supes44444 » Thu May 17, 2018 3:04 pm

the selfies have increased...and now they have hearts on them...
that's ok at this point. At least you know you can shag her for a while.
If the Duck lips start... you found a keeper! /supes
Well, if it works. :beatsme:
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64.JookJoint » Thu May 17, 2018 4:48 pm

Soooo..How big are her dirty pillows?
she's got small tits
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User avatar 65.Cus » Thu May 17, 2018 5:53 pm

Soooo..How big are her dirty pillows?
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she's got small tits
ABORT...ABORT...ABORT...
LOL!
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66.JookJoint » Fri May 18, 2018 12:13 pm

RIP, keep an eye out for a distress signal...apparently the chick and I are hanging out tonight and tomorrow night...
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User avatar 67.Cus » Fri May 18, 2018 12:19 pm

RIP, keep an eye out for a distress signal...apparently the chick and I are hanging out tonight and tomorrow night...
At this rate this chick is going to burn the relationship out in a month or less.
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68.Juggs » Fri May 18, 2018 12:21 pm

RIP, keep an eye out for a distress signal...apparently the chick and I are hanging out tonight and tomorrow night...
At this rate this chick is going to burn the relationship out in a month or less.
Hanging out on the weekend is what you do when you first start fucking a chick...
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69.JookJoint » Fri May 18, 2018 12:26 pm

RIP, keep an eye out for a distress signal...apparently the chick and I are hanging out tonight and tomorrow night...
At this rate this chick is going to burn the relationship out in a month or less.
Hanging out on the weekend is what you do when you first start fucking a chick...
she says she doesn't really want to go out to dinner or anything...just hang out and watch crazy documentaries and get high...and fuck alot...
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User avatar 70.Cus » Fri May 18, 2018 12:28 pm



At this rate this chick is going to burn the relationship out in a month or less.
Hanging out on the weekend is what you do when you first start fucking a chick...
she says she doesn't really want to go out to dinner or anything...just hang out and watch crazy documentaries and get high...and fuck alot...
Ohh, they all start out all cool like that....till they've got you hooked.
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71.Tommy » Fri May 18, 2018 12:30 pm

Give her a ring /supes
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User avatar 72.evs' Boytoy » Fri May 18, 2018 12:31 pm

:lol:
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73.JookJoint » Fri May 18, 2018 12:33 pm



Hanging out on the weekend is what you do when you first start fucking a chick...
she says she doesn't really want to go out to dinner or anything...just hang out and watch crazy documentaries and get high...and fuck alot...
Ohh, they all start out all cool like that....till they've got you hooked.
all the other chicks in my life I've had to work at...this one can't give it to me fast enough...

...she's either telling the truth about having a thing for me for quite a while (we have mutual friends) OR she's psycho...or a combination of the two...

either way I'm fucked...
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User avatar 74.99inNC » Fri May 18, 2018 12:36 pm

So jook, did you put the fucking lotion in the basket yet?
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75.Tommy » Fri May 18, 2018 12:37 pm

it’s amazing how good vjj will totally make ya dumber than a box full of Rebs
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