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1.rynogator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:16 pm

I just saw a resume where the person literally listed under their degree:

"Graduated “Cum La De” Honors 3.08"

Aside from the obvious, it's hard to imagine a 3.08 GPA putting you graduating cum laude from anywhere.
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2.9508 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:20 pm

Cum La De
Cum La Da
Life goes on brah!
La la how the life goes on.
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3.rampart » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:24 pm

:lol:
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4.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:46 pm

hahaha wtf

in fairness I've misspelt both my position and work experience on resumes, but always caught it before it went out.

HAVE SOMEONE CHECK YOUR WORK PEOPLES
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5.9508 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:47 pm

hahaha wtf

in fairness I've misspelt both my position and work experience on resumes, but always caught it before it went out.

HAVE SOMEONE CHECK YOUR WORK PEOPLES
Truth
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6.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:48 pm

we have a new person starting here who is also a makeup artist in her spare time. BE STILL MY HEART
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7.Cus » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:11 pm

we have a new person starting here who is also a makeup artist in her spare time. BE STILL MY HEART
Sounds like the quality of gently used toiletry products left in the breakroom is about to go up!!
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8.GFY » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:22 pm

I have a friend that when filling out an application always wrote "Love it" in the sex (gender) box.

Then he wondered why he never got hired.
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User avatar 9.99inNC » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:25 pm

I just saw a resume where the person literally listed under their degree:

"Graduated “Cum La De” Honors 3.08"

Aside from the obvious, it's hard to imagine a 3.08 GPA putting you graduating cum laude from anywhere.
Sounds like a porn movie title about a college professor and all the coeds he's banging.
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10.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:06 pm

we have a new person starting here who is also a makeup artist in her spare time. BE STILL MY HEART
Sounds like the quality of gently used toiletry products left in the breakroom is about to go up!!
ahaha so weird the things remembered from 3 jobs ago
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11.Fishon » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:09 pm

hahaha wtf

in fairness I've misspelt both my position and work experience on resumes, but always caught it before it went out.

HAVE SOMEONE CHECK YOUR WORK PEOPLES
need a comma there, kemosabe
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12.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:10 pm

hahaha wtf

in fairness I've misspelt both my position and work experience on resumes, but always caught it before it went out.

HAVE SOMEONE CHECK YOUR WORK PEOPLES
need a comma there, kemosabe
noted-THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT FEEDBACK, I AM LISTENING
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13.Fishon » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:12 pm

hahaha wtf

in fairness I've misspelt both my position and work experience on resumes, but always caught it before it went out.

HAVE SOMEONE CHECK YOUR WORK PEOPLES
need a comma there, kemosabe
noted-THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT FEEDBACK, I AM LISTENING
I'd love to see a resume in all caps :)

We recently received a cover letter with tracked changes throughout...
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14.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:18 pm



need a comma there, kemosabe
noted-THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT FEEDBACK, I AM LISTENING
I'd love to see a resume in all caps :)

We recently received a cover letter with tracked changes throughout...
ahaha this is so sad
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15.Cus » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:05 pm

we have a new person starting here who is also a makeup artist in her spare time. BE STILL MY HEART
Sounds like the quality of gently used toiletry products left in the breakroom is about to go up!!
ahaha so weird the things remembered from 3 jobs ago
:cus:
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16.Supes44444 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:12 pm

I had a law student send me a resume one time that had his home town spelled wrong and the law school itself. Yes, I'm hiring you. :facepalm:
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17.rynogator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:46 pm

I got one not too long ago that had "fill in your job experience here" followed by a bunch of nonsense latin phrases in all the spots on the template where you were supposed to put your actual job experience. Wow.
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18.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:50 pm

I got one not too long ago that had "fill in your job experience here" followed by a bunch of nonsense latin phrases in all the spots on the template where you were supposed to put your actual job experience. Wow.
this did NOT happen...please god no
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19.52:20 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:28 pm

I have a fat friend who’s nickname is fat dookie. He had me look at his resume and argued with me when I told him he needed to create another email account and not use fatdookie@... I’m pretty sure he didn’t listen. Obviously he’s never worked In a career position.
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20.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:30 pm

I have a fat friend who’s nickname is fat dookie. He had me look at his resume and argued with me when I told him he needed to create another email account and not use fatdookie@... I’m pretty sure he didn’t listen. Obviously he’s never worked In a career position.
ahahaha yeah when my husband was a TA at UF all these students had accounts like @lovesex69
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User avatar 21.Irish Mike » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:26 am

I got one not too long ago that had "fill in your job experience here" followed by a bunch of nonsense latin phrases in all the spots on the template where you were supposed to put your actual job experience. Wow.
this did NOT happen...please god no
Lorem ipsum dolor is an important job!
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User avatar 22.RIP » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:27 am

Also that summer he spent employed at klaatu barada nikto doing humanitarian work is pretty telling about his personality.
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23.9508 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:28 am

I got one not too long ago that had "fill in your job experience here" followed by a bunch of nonsense latin phrases in all the spots on the template where you were supposed to put your actual job experience. Wow.
this did NOT happen...please god no
Lorem ipsum dolor is an important job!
More important than half the asswipes I work with.
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User avatar 24.DocZaius » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:16 am

Also that summer he spent employed at klaatu barada nikto doing humanitarian work is pretty telling about his personality.
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