Dog Shitting in My Yard

Moderators: shutout, evs' Boytoy, Irish Mike

1.Flight of the Gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:09 am

We have a new neighbor who just moved in about 2 weeks ago and this family owns a Great Dane that loves to shit a big pile on my lawn! I'm not talking about a couple of little turds...I'm talking about a mound of dogshit that would bog down a commercial grade riding lawn mower!! I've talked this bastard and he does nothing about it. Mrs. Flight has raised mortal hell with him and his goofy ass wife and still no results. I'm trying to be nice about it but I think this is going to resort in me getting even with this prick and teaching him a lesson. Anyone have any remedies that won't land me in jail with a felony and get me court marshaled?
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User avatar 2.Irish Mike » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:12 am

Dog shit catapult.
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3.9508 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:12 am

Invite mex to come by for a run.
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User avatar 4.DocZaius » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:13 am

You should shit in his yard.
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5.Dirksen » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:13 am

Call Mex. Maybe he'll do you a solid.
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User avatar 6.ufgators68 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:14 am

Paintball gun.
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User avatar 7.Irish Mike » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:14 am

You should shit in his yard.
Like that thought hasn't crossed his mind.
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User avatar 8.evs' Boytoy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:16 am

Go in his house. Shit. On the floor.
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9.9508 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:17 am

You should shit in his yard.
Like that thought hasn't crossed his mind.
Even a pro like flight can’t compete with a Great Dane.
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User avatar 10.evs' Boytoy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:18 am

:lol:
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11.GFY » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:25 am

Dog shit catapult.
Yep.
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12.GFY » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:26 am

You should shit in his yard.
Does he have a grill out in the yard? :giggle:
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13.HG 2.0 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:27 am

Invite mex to come by for a run.
Winner
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User avatar 14.Irish Mike » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:27 am

You should shit in his yard.
Like that thought hasn't crossed his mind.
Even a pro like flight can’t compete with a Great Dane.
Let's not sell Booger short.
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15.shutout » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:54 am

A big ol bowl of old school antifreeze (propelene glycol, the cheap stuff). Dogs love that shit. Their kidneys, however, do not.

Are the owners actually walking the dog to your yard and letting it shit and not cleaning it? That's gotta be ticketable.
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User avatar 16.RIP » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:02 am

A big ol bowl of old school antifreeze (propelene glycol, the cheap stuff). Dogs love that shit. Their kidneys, however, do not.

Are the owners actually walking the dog to your yard and letting it shit and not cleaning it? That's gotta be ticketable.
:leemshake:
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User avatar 17.Irish Mike » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:12 am

Not the dog's fault, you anti - canite!
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User avatar 18.RIP » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:15 am

Fucking speciesist!
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19.Flight of the Gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:14 am

A big ol bowl of old school antifreeze (propelene glycol, the cheap stuff). Dogs love that shit. Their kidneys, however, do not.

Are the owners actually walking the dog to your yard and letting it shit and not cleaning it? That's gotta be ticketable.
He lets the dog out his front door in the morning, without a leash, and it goes directly to my lawn and squats! This is everyone morning around 0500 before his wife and him go to work and I'm on my way out the door. I think I'm gonna feed this beast some exlax and when he leaves it in house throughout the day he comes home to a surprise.

Only person who cleans it is me and I'm getting sick of it. He's just an arrogant pompous ass!
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User avatar 20.Denver-Gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:42 am


Are the owners actually walking the dog to your yard and letting it shit and not cleaning it? That's gotta be ticketable.
Yeah, there's gotta be some sort of city ordinance about it. Should call the police and ask, then just take a video and call in a complaint
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21.Flight of the Gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:58 am


Are the owners actually walking the dog to your yard and letting it shit and not cleaning it? That's gotta be ticketable.
Yeah, there's gotta be some sort of city ordinance about it. Should call the police and ask, then just take a video and call in a complaint
Or have the dog redecorate his house with soupy dogshit all over.
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22.MoralityULack » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:07 am

After observing the plethora of dogs in our neighborhood and their excretion habits, it is clear that the retaining wall in front of our house was an underrated feature that is now one of my favorites.
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User avatar 23.Irish Mike » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:08 am

NOW Vd is for a wall!
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User avatar 24.ufgators68 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:09 am

NOW Vd is for a wall!
Damn it. I was just about to post that.
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User avatar 25.Irish Mike » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:10 am

NOW Vd is for a wall!
Damn it. I was just about to post that.
:hahadance:
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