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26.evil gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:31 pm

Punch her in the wallet!
that is the lawyer way
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User avatar 27.GFY » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:16 pm

Fist'd'd
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User avatar 28.99inNC » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:49 pm

Punch her in the wallet!
that is the lawyer way
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
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29.evil gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:12 pm

Punch her in the wallet!
that is the lawyer way
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
I am on a call with 15 lawyers talking about preliminary injunctions, going to try this line on them.
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User avatar 30.99inNC » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:17 pm



that is the lawyer way
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
I am on a call with 15 lawyers talking about preliminary injunctions, going to try this line on them.
I'm sure they've NEVER heard it before. We're going through a major change with some of our compliance procedures and the lawyer calls are always so fun.
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User avatar 31.DocZaius » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:21 pm

There are only a couple of good lawyer jokes - the rest are true stories.
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User avatar 32.99inNC » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:22 pm

There are only a couple of good lawyer jokes - the rest are true stories.
Generally the lawyers I know tell the best lawyer jokes.
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33.evil gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:22 pm



Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
I am on a call with 15 lawyers talking about preliminary injunctions, going to try this line on them.
I'm sure they've NEVER heard it before. We're going through a major change with some of our compliance procedures and the lawyer calls are always so fun.
I lost interest and was shopping online then everyone agreed to something so I'm hoping I didn't agree to something crazy.
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User avatar 34.99inNC » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:24 pm


I am on a call with 15 lawyers talking about preliminary injunctions, going to try this line on them.
I'm sure they've NEVER heard it before. We're going through a major change with some of our compliance procedures and the lawyer calls are always so fun.
I lost interest and was shopping online then everyone agreed to something so I'm hoping I didn't agree to something crazy.
I'm sure being one of the first group of new diplomats to North Korea will be fine.
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35.evil gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:27 pm



I'm sure they've NEVER heard it before. We're going through a major change with some of our compliance procedures and the lawyer calls are always so fun.
I lost interest and was shopping online then everyone agreed to something so I'm hoping I didn't agree to something crazy.
I'm sure being one of the first group of new diplomats to North Korea will be fine.
I will be wearing some great new pants at least
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User avatar 36.99inNC » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:38 pm


I lost interest and was shopping online then everyone agreed to something so I'm hoping I didn't agree to something crazy.
I'm sure being one of the first group of new diplomats to North Korea will be fine.
I will be wearing some great new pants at least
You'll look good with dyed black hair that is as uniform to your cheering squad's hair as it your actual cheering.
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37.evil gator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:28 pm



I'm sure being one of the first group of new diplomats to North Korea will be fine.
I will be wearing some great new pants at least
You'll look good with dyed black hair that is as uniform to your cheering squad's hair as it your actual cheering.
how are they gonna get rid of my jewfro I wonder
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User avatar 38.99inNC » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:48 pm


I will be wearing some great new pants at least
You'll look good with dyed black hair that is as uniform to your cheering squad's hair as it your actual cheering.
how are they gonna get rid of my jewfro I wonder
Ehhhhh, you may not wanna mention any of that.
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User avatar 39.Irish Mike » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:09 pm


I will be wearing some great new pants at least
You'll look good with dyed black hair that is as uniform to your cheering squad's hair as it your actual cheering.
how are they gonna get rid of my jewfro I wonder
Shave 1/8th of your head.
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40.shutout » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:14 pm


I will be wearing some great new pants at least
You'll look good with dyed black hair that is as uniform to your cheering squad's hair as it your actual cheering.
how are they gonna get rid of my jewfro I wonder
In an oven.
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User avatar 41.panamag8or » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:26 pm



You'll look good with dyed black hair that is as uniform to your cheering squad's hair as it your actual cheering.
how are they gonna get rid of my jewfro I wonder
Ehhhhh, you may not wanna mention any of that.
Or that her hometown was originally called Hoopestein.
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42.Tommy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:32 pm

So Supes is engaged to fish face, the first gal to give him some since divorce?
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43.52:20 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:32 pm

So Supes is engaged to fish face, the first gal to give him some since divorce?
The engagement has been a billion times longer than the courtship. Good move on him.
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44.Juggs » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:49 pm

So Supes is engaged to fish face, the first gal to give him some since divorce?
The engagement has been a billion times longer than the courtship. Good move on him.
Yep :lol:

Stupid in her :lol:
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45.Supes44444 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:19 pm

Well, yes, engaged. It's lasted quite well I would say. Anyone that sees the posts, can tell I'm happy.
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46.Juggs » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:36 pm

Well, yes, engaged. It's lasted quite well I would say. Anyone that sees the posts, can tell I'm happy.
I'd be happy too if I had a handful of kids and a chick 15 years younger was ok with it :lol:
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47.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:42 pm

congrats supes, hope it works out. your online persona seems happier
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48.9508 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:49 pm

Agreed. I wish you both the best.

That makes this a bit awkward to ask though. Is it ok if we start a pool on which of your friends bangs her first after you break up?
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49.evil gator » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:51 pm

Agreed. I wish you both the best.

That makes this a bit awkward to ask though. Is it ok if we start a pool on which of your friends bangs her first after you break up?
this is peak tgb
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User avatar 50.evs' Boytoy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:53 pm

:lol: awesome.
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