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User avatar 401.Irish Mike » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:19 pm

Cmon man!
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402.Juggs » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:21 pm

And she’s for jeans tucked into the cowgirl boots :banana boner:
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403.MoralityULack » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:28 pm

Last night discovered Brazos Valley 7 Spanish Angels CAFFEINATED beer. Could be dangerous.
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404.Juggs » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:53 pm

Said hot chick sits here for 45 minutes and the boyfriend never said a single word to her as he bullshits with a friend.

Yeah she’s going to cheat on him.
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User avatar 405.RIP » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:53 pm

Said hot chick sits here for 45 minutes and the boyfriend never said a single word to her as he bullshits with a friend.

Yeah she’s going to cheat on him.
and he's already cheating on her with his friend
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406.Juggs » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:54 pm

Said hot chick sits here for 45 minutes and the boyfriend never said a single word to her as he bullshits with a friend.

Yeah she’s going to cheat on him.
and he's already cheating on her with his friend
:lol:

They’re clearly early 20s. Just a stupid kid not realizing what he’s doing. Or maybe she’s just a pain in the ass. Either way she’s fucking smoking.
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407.Juggs » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:41 am

Hahahaha. I sent a guy home crying.
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User avatar 408.Irish Mike » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:47 am

Hahahaha. I sent a guy home crying.
Give him his magnets back, you bastard!
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User avatar 409.RIP » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:40 am

Hi. Drinking beer and watching Going Clear. L Ron had some jacked up teef.
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User avatar 410.RIP » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:57 am

Holy shit Scientologists are fucked up. I'm surprised El Ron didn't make them all drink cyanide martinis when he died.
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User avatar 411.RIP » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:59 am

David Miscarriage seems to be even more of a shitbag than Hubbard.
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412.Juggs » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:31 pm

Holy shit Scientologists are fucked up. I'm surprised El Ron didn't make them all drink cyanide martinis when he died.
I wish he would have. What's even more insane is them being tax exempt.
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413.Juggs » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:34 pm

Hahahaha. I sent a guy home crying.
Give him his magnets back, you bastard!
The dude was a mess, probably 30ish...clearly drunk as hell. First he proposed to the bartender, much younger and not interested. Then he started flirting with the woman beside me (whose husband was sitting right there). Everyone kept being polite, so I chimed in with the harsh reality in total dick mode, but in a fun way. He went outside for a minute and then came back talking about his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and going on and on about the Bible. Everything he said, I responded with something logical and not hoodoo nonsense. And whether it's true or not, when he brought up Moses, I threw the DMT/tripping balls thing at him just to fuck with him. You can't talk about the Bible like that man!! and he teared up and walked out the door.

The husband was laughing, the wife thanked me. The bartender said "awww, poor guy". Like you didn't want to do it. She admitted she did :lol:
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414.rampart » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:12 am

Been sick since Monday...

Weinhenstephaner - hefe weissbier
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415.9508 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:12 am

ThAts a winner
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416.9508 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:13 am

Troegs Troegenator. Not bad
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User avatar 417.evs' Boytoy » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:14 am

I think y'all are just making shit up now.
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418.9508 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:16 am

I think y'all are just making shit up now.
DO YOU DENY IT!!!
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User avatar 419.RIP » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:18 am

Bleep blorp Mcfleep florp IPA by Shitknuckles Brewery
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User avatar 420.RIP » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:19 am

I had a beer called the Brown Note brown ale the other day. it had by far the best can art in the biz.

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It was pretty good
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User avatar 421.Irish Mike » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:20 am

Bleep blorp Mcfleep florp IPA by Shitknuckles Brewery
I only like the Bleep blorp Mcfleep florp STOUT by Shitknuckles Brewery
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User avatar 422.RIP » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:23 am

Bleep blorp Mcfleep florp IPA by Shitknuckles Brewery
I only like the Bleep blorp Mcfleep florp STOUT by Shitknuckles Brewery
they have a pretty good Bleep blorp Mcfleep florp saison too. They cut you off once you can't pronounce it anymore.
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423.9508 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:23 am

Bleep blorp Mcfleep florp IPA by Shitknuckles Brewery
I only like the Bleep blorp Mcfleep florp STOUT by Shitknuckles Brewery
It’s the perfect beer for those keen on regurgitation.
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424.rampart » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:29 am

I think y'all are just making shit up now.
The hefe was just a test drive to see if my taste buds are working again, got a heavy hitter on deck

Btw, weihenstephaner is worlds oldest active brewery so show some goddamn respect! :mad:
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425.9508 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:31 am

I think y'all are just making shit up now.
The hefe was just a test drive to see if my taste buds are working again, got a heavy hitter on deck

Btw, weihenstephaner is worlds oldest active brewery so show some goddamn respect! :mad:
Bunch a goddamn troglodytes.
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